Quotes - Murphy's Laws on Work

1)Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
2) Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
3) To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
4) Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.
5) If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
6) You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
7) At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
8) When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
9) You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.